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Greetings and Salutations.

One's riding on the crests of  the waves of information flowing through the interconnected system of computers around the world has brought one to this Uniform Resource Locator. Beyond this point, one witnesses intervals of inconceivable greatness that bounds above mortal limits of understanding, then plummets to the lowest of human frivolity devoid of wisdom and culture. You are received with pleasure and hospitality.

Regards, Tim